Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Your Network Kills Babies!

Ok, not exactly, but this article: here says a phone might cause men to have poorer sperm qualities.

Oooookaaaaaay...

Among other things, the researchers have said:

"I've seen men on trains spending two or three hours continually texting with their mobile phones held in their laps," he said. "We advise people to send a text with their arm outstretched next to the window when travelling on a train."

Now THAT would be an interesting development. Picture the millions upon millions of people using that inane texting feature, walking around like zombies, arms outstretched.

Actually, the zombie motif might apply to those morons.

Anyway, the whole thing is ridiculous if you ask me. Who has the phone up against his crotch four hours a day? Sounds more like something a woman might do with "vibrate ringer" on. NUDGE!

Yeah, I'm a dirty boy. Sue me.





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2 Comments:

Blogger tolbs said...

call it natural selection :)

4:00 PM  
Blogger Bee said...

Uh...You Text quite a bit.

You mondo dweebie.

4:15 AM  

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