Damn My Idle Hands
I dunno, I just felt like making this. Like many people these days, I have a strange fascination with Chinese/Japanese characters. Unlike most people, I don't favor "fortune" or "masterful sex performer" or whatever. I like words like "me" and "to gyrate". I think the hardest to write is "International Date Line", which is itsukehenkousen in Japanese. Strange Time Place or something to that effect. I can't be bothered to look it up at the moment. Oh, yes, the picture.
It's like a cool button or badge or something. Neat, huh?
I wonder who clicks on these stupid pop-under GIFs?
Well, besides me. Sometimes they're so indescribably inane I simply must follow them. That, or I can't figure out what some of the InterSpakk means. Thanx, BFF? Thanx, Butt-Fucking Fucker? Thanx, Blue Frog Fingerer? Thanx, Bake Four Fritos? Thanx, But Fornicate with the French?
What the hell does it mean?
It's like a cool button or badge or something. Neat, huh?
I wonder who clicks on these stupid pop-under GIFs?
Well, besides me. Sometimes they're so indescribably inane I simply must follow them. That, or I can't figure out what some of the InterSpakk means. Thanx, BFF? Thanx, Butt-Fucking Fucker? Thanx, Blue Frog Fingerer? Thanx, Bake Four Fritos? Thanx, But Fornicate with the French?
What the hell does it mean?
posted by B.O.B.I. at 9:41 PM
13 Comments:
i enjoyed the singing. it made me giggle and i kinda started singing along with you at times. and i also enjoyed the celloing. i'm sorry we didn't meet, too. but i take some of the blame cuz i could have easily introduced myself to you.
oh, and never stop masturbating. it'll drive you nuts eventually.
words well-spoken barbara. Although I think quitting is good, and plus he's a roman catholic (like myself, we got confirmed on the same day..you should see that bastard in a suit..slyyyy motherfucker) so he's gotta earn Jesus brownie points. Anyways, I tried clicking on that add like a jillion times and my head exploded so i'm going to get that replaced.
Oh and BTW: BFF = Best Friends Forever.
i don't want jesus brownie points if it means i have to stop masturbating. NO THANKS!! do you REALLY think jesus didn't do it? you know he did!!
Notes:
Tolbs, you have no idea how right you are. When I get it, I'ma take a picture of myself in the suit for my mom's wedding. I tried some stuff on at Normandale's and DAMN! I almost didn't reckanize. Thanks for the info on the Brian Friendly Fries. Now WTF does BTW mean? :P
Barbara, I dunno about Jesus... would the Son of God really have to resort to off-whacking? I think if He's breaking "the rules", He'd go full-bore and just get laid like a champ. I mean, c'mon... He's Jesus!
two words: mary magdalene (is that how you spell it?)
yeah, i guess good ole' mary helped him out when needed. she was a giver that mary...
True, the three of you DO meet my 'ideal match' criteria, except for the age thing. AND the whole out-of-state thing. If you guys lived here, I'd be such a Ho.
G2G always reminds me of
"Well, G2G, Kaiser, California"... I can't get enough of that.
I am pleased that you are attracted to the NonStandardIssue Chinese characters. Much more interesting to see "International Date Line" in drawn form than "Peace" or "Peas" or "Legumes".
Thank you for the banana tree. It's been very helpful.
cool, you made that?
I think it means best Friends Forever btw...
anyway, I wish I understood japanese/chinese or any of it, but sadly I do not and doubt I ever will.
how the hell could you not meet her? she was living in your house for like 4 days dude! it took everybit of selfcontrol for me not to just show up saturday to see her for myself!
oh yeah when is rocket coming over to your place?
speaking of chinese, i've totally decided to go for mandarin.
i think. ;) damnit, i can never make up my effing mind. i'll never be able to communicate with my relatives with anything but hand gestures... *sigh*
my older brother (who does speak chinese) once saw a guy at the flea market with the chinese character for "stupid" tattooed on his neck. HAHAHAHA!
stoopid.
yak- bobi was a hermit for like a week and a half. his room was his own private dagobah (swamp comparisons can't be made as bobi cleaned his room!).
bee- ho is such a derogatory term. how bout 'horny nerd facilitator'? just a thought...you could lower your age requirement for bobi maybe? huh? maybe?
did i even use the word facilitator correctly? i'm kinda tired.
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